May272012
mystsaphyr: “HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

mystsaphyr:

“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

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4PM

ashleyslytherin asked: People suck? Or I suck? lol. No one likes me. #fact

This is not true, emo kid. ;)

May262012

ashleyslytherin asked: GOOD. Cause you're one of the only people willing to hang out with me anymore :| Or.... Ever.

That’s cause people suck. It’s a fact.

11PM

ashleyslytherin asked: Well you better set aside some of that time for me. Dammit.

I’ve been planning to do such a thing. Dammit. ;)

8PM
“I think therefore I am.” Technically, this isn’t correct.  Your concept of “selfhood” was developed in a dubitable world - while all of our memories and perception can be questioned, what cannot be doubted is the fact that there is thought and experience.  Therefore, it stands to reason, that the correct saying is “I think, therefore it is”.  “It”, in this case, is nothing more (or nothing less) than thought (timeless, spaceless, Absolute). (via arcadian-dreams)

(Source: innenfor, via arcadian-dreams)
4PM

ashleyslytherin asked: So we really need Chris & Ashley time.

I agree. I believe that starting next Monday, I should be getting a good amount of days off of work. :D

May242012

(via catastrophicnecromancer)
May212012
soulofniflheim: Fenrir is one of Loki’s children. He’s a great wolf, that started out as a small pup like every other wolf, but something was a bit different though. He had a gigantic appetite and it began to eat… A lot. With everything he ate, he became bigger and bigger. In the end, he got so big, that the gods decided that he should not live amongst the gods in Asgard. Tyr took the honor of trying to talk the wolf into sense about eating all the food of Asgard. The wolf ignored Tyr and continued eating. They then decided to go capture the wolf, and Tyr got that job too. Tyr took a thick rope and tried to capture Fenrir. They made a deal, if Fenrir escaped, he could roam free but if he couldn’t he had to move to another realm. Fenrir of course broke free of the rope like it were a tiny silk thread. Afterwards, the gods decided to try with a thick chain. They made the same deal, but Fenrir broke free once again. Then, the gods decided that they had to ask the dwarves for help, so the dwarves made an enchanted rope that was unbreakable. The wolf just laughed at the size of it, and Tyr said it would be their last try. The wolf, Tyr and the other gods went to Niflheim. The wolf now said that he would only agree on the deal if Tyr put his hand into Fenrir’s mouth. Fenrir of course couldn’t break free and bit as hard as he could. Tyr has only one hand, and this is why. But, when Ragnarok comes, Fenrir will break free, and try to kill every single god he can.

soulofniflheim:

Fenrir is one of Loki’s children. He’s a great wolf, that started out as a small pup like every other wolf, but something was a bit different though. He had a gigantic appetite and it began to eat… A lot. With everything he ate, he became bigger and bigger. In the end, he got so big, that the gods decided that he should not live amongst the gods in Asgard. Tyr took the honor of trying to talk the wolf into sense about eating all the food of Asgard. The wolf ignored Tyr and continued eating. They then decided to go capture the wolf, and Tyr got that job too.

Tyr took a thick rope and tried to capture Fenrir. They made a deal, if Fenrir escaped, he could roam free but if he couldn’t he had to move to another realm. Fenrir of course broke free of the rope like it were a tiny silk thread. Afterwards, the gods decided to try with a thick chain. They made the same deal, but Fenrir broke free once again.

Then, the gods decided that they had to ask the dwarves for help, so the dwarves made an enchanted rope that was unbreakable. The wolf just laughed at the size of it, and Tyr said it would be their last try. The wolf, Tyr and the other gods went to Niflheim. The wolf now said that he would only agree on the deal if Tyr put his hand into Fenrir’s mouth. Fenrir of course couldn’t break free and bit as hard as he could. Tyr has only one hand, and this is why.

But, when Ragnarok comes, Fenrir will break free, and try to kill every single god he can.

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2PM

Hahaha. I'm dumb.

  • Sarah: Idk, I just can't sleep.
  • Me: Then give troubles voice and dream again.
  • Sarah: What?
  • Me: Thoughts vex sleep. Break head and see them spilled.
  • Sarah: ... I THINK I understand. I'll text you and tell you what's up.
  • Me: Gratitude.
  • Sarah: Please don't break that character when you text. Lol.
1PM

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